Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach someone to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
"A Man's a Man for all that!" - Rabbie Burns
Nov 4, 2010
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2 comments:
My wisdom is always by hindsight. Is yours too?
Given that wisdom comes from a combination of experience and understanding then it's difficult to gain it any other way than by hindsight I think Rum ! Certainly I find wisdom by foresight to be particularly elusive these days because the forward gear on my time machine is broken and I am having trouble sourcing a replacement.
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