"A Man's a Man for all that!" - Rabbie Burns
May 16, 2009
Marf does a regular "Caturday" post with pictures of cats. One of the recent ones he posted was called Bincat. There is more to this than meets the eye though. I have it on good authority that this is actually a photo of a secret North Korean experiment of a new kind of artillery shell.
Due to the economic blockade of their country the North Koreans have to improvise everything. Word is that their scientists have genetically engineered cats so that their pee is a thousand times stronger than normal.
Their new weapon involves loading a cat into an artillery shell casing. When the shell is fired the cat naturally pees itself. The shell lands and the enemy troops are covered in a fine mist of cat pee and are so busy trying to get rid of the stench that they are then easily beaten.
The North Koreans are truly fiendish and inventive. I am told that they planted this story about Bincat in an attempt to obscure the truth.