"A Man's a Man for all that!" - Rabbie Burns

"Religion? No thanks. I prefer not to outsource my brainwashing." - Bunc
Trying to get your average Joe creationist to understand the phrase scientific theory is as hard as getting a fish to enjoy mountaineering. Its an unimagined world for them - it requires a complete reversal of their normal modes of thinking and being. The fact that humans could explain the complexities of this world without a creating God is a world view they cannot grasp. It's like asking a tuna if it appreciates the view from the top of Mount Everest. Bunc

May 16, 2009

Secret North Korean artillery weapon exposed


Marf does a regular "Caturday" post with pictures of cats. One of the recent ones he posted was called Bincat. There is more to this than meets the eye though. I have it on good authority that this is actually a photo of a secret North Korean experiment of a new kind of artillery shell.

Due to the economic blockade of their country the North Koreans have to improvise everything. Word is that their scientists have genetically engineered cats so that their pee is a thousand times stronger than normal.

Their new weapon involves loading a cat into an artillery shell casing. When the shell is fired the cat naturally pees itself. The shell lands and the enemy troops are covered in a fine mist of cat pee and are so busy trying to get rid of the stench that they are then easily beaten.

The North Koreans are truly fiendish and inventive. I am told that they planted this story about Bincat in an attempt to obscure the truth.


11 comments:

rummuser said...

You must research on what the Pakistanis and the Taliban are developing. I do not want to spoil your fun while doing that.

Stenny Warrior said...

Sorry Bunc I think you have this wrong - this is new personal armour for cats to protect them against the mutant mice affected by nuclear fallout in N Korea. It comes in several fetching shades and the one you can see in the picture is , of course, feline fern. Others include Khaki cat (especially useful when the mice hunt in packs)and cowhide to really confuse the marauding pheromonally challenged mice.
The simple solution is of course to request full size production of the popular childerns game "mouse trap" and export to N Korea - if anyone takes up this idea then I would only take 5% commission for the idea.

Delirious said...

Bunc! Have you seen the new Star Trek movie?! I saw it today, it's awesome!

Marf said...

It does look somewhat like an artillery shell. But another look at it reveals its remarkably phallic shape. I will go no further with this comment...

I'm surprised Looney's content blocker didn't catch it.

stuart said...

I am SOO MADD I just have to unload somewhere!!!!

I am an atheist and I have grown very disheartened by our self-defeatist culture. I was corresponding with one of the biggest atheist bloggers – the guy who guys by the name of ‘Sabio Lantz’ (he acknowledges that this is not his real name) over at http://triangulations.wordpress.com

I told him that he should read this new book called the Real Messiah by Stephan Huller which I had been turned on to by Robert Price. I wanted to reach out to every atheist blogger to tell them that we can finally disprove the entire rationale of Christianity at one fell swoop.

He send me back a nasty email and then proceeds to slam the book in a manner which is worse than anything ever said about the Real Messiah by religious nutbars:

http://www.amazon.com/Real-Messiah-Throne-Origins-Christianity/dp/1906787123/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246919916&sr=8-1

His negative review of this book is a depressing demonstration of the selfishness and self-defeatism that often pervades individuals on our side of the debate:

“My site and many others were spammed for the sale of this book. That alone is enough to stop me purchasing it until I hear amazing reviews from those I trust.”

The point is that I actually sent him links to positive reviews for
the book in Publishers Weekly:

http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6640240.html&

And a list of New Testament scholars who support the book:

http://plainview.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/jesus-was-not-the-messiah/

The aforementioned site was from a CHRISTIAN BLOG for God’s sake!!!

Look at the objectivity even with these people when compared to us.
Now I am not against someone having their own opinion about a book. ‘Sabio’ or whatever his fake name is can say whatever he wants about the Real Messiah IF HE READ THE BOOK. Yet it seems entirely self-defeatist to me for we atheists to deliberately sabotage a work whose specific intention is to destroy the Christian paradigm.

Unlike our enemies in the Religious Right we are rarely united, politically naïve and basically content to sit around engaging in intellectual masturbation while our rights are systematically stripped away from us.

My intention was not to spam anyone. I was simply trying to find a way for our side to go on the offense for once. We are always on the defensive while they (the religious folks) take shots at us.

I thought the Real Messiah was special because it is centered around a physical object which the author found in the Basilica di San Marco in Venice. It is universally understood to have been taken there by Italian sailors stole from the most ancient Church of St. Mark in Alexandria in the ninth century. Huller demonstrates that the throne goes back much further than that - i.e. all the way to the beginning of Christianity in Egypt.

In any event this throne is the real deal. It has an inscription written out in Hebrew letters and symbols which prove that Jesus was not the messiah of Christianity. Here are pictures of the throne:

http://www.therealmessiahbook.blogspot.com

We have to defeat the myth of Jesus Christ with another myth – a ‘rational myth’ to coin the language of Robert Price.

I am not asking you to ‘join my cause.’ I just want to defeat the oppressive ideas of Christianity with freedom and rational discourse. Is that really too much to ask?

Marf said...

@ stuart: I just wanted to point out that an inscription written out in Hebrew letters on some throne proves nothing either way. It's like using the bible to prove something...

I'll use common sense and logic rather than stoop to their level and reference some ancient texts.

Granted, sometimes I'll poke at some inconsistencies in the bible just for fun. But I feel that using something like the bible to prove a point incorrectly infers that I accept the bible as a valid informational source.

Stanley said...

At any rate, I liked some of the vadlo mouse cartoons!

Hapi said...

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Rummuser said...

What a let down Bunc! I came here after seeing you in print at Looney's and you haven't blogged anything new!

The Scarlet Buncernel said...

Patience my dear Rum. Ive been very busy with other stuff which is why I haevnt been attending to my blog but I hope to be back blogging from here on in. Nice of you to come rpound checking!
Bunc

Marf said...

@ Bunc: So you are still alive out there...

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